Irene

 Irene’s her name
She’s one of the best.
So every night
I give her the test.

She looks so pretty.
So sleek, so slim.
The moon is bright
the lights are dim.

I’ve seen her stripped.
I’ve seen her bare,
I’ve felt her over everywhere.
I handled her just as gentle as I could.

And when I got in her
I knew she was good.
I rolled her over on her side
Then on her back I also tried.

She’s just one big thrill
the best in the land.
She’s an F-16
in the Air Combat Command. 

A Letter From My Recruiter

I was sitting at home watching TV
Drinking beer at a quarter to three
Up walked the postman and dropped the bomb
He handed me my letter from the Pentagon

My knees got shaky; I began to sweat
I knew they hadn’t started the draft up yet
I opened up the letter and what did I see?
A whole lot of big words I couldn’t read

This Air Force is supposed to be good for me
And so I went downtown to see
The Air Force recruiter said “Don’t despair”
Opportunity unlimited and treatment is fair

Pay is good, advancement is great
Get out of bed early, go to bed late
I mean what I say and say what I mean
Air Force life is the best I’ve seen 

Freedom’s not Free

 Some would say Freedom is free,
But I tend to disagree.
Some say war can be won,
Thru the bullet of a gun.
Once was blind now I see
1st Sgt. got me on my knees,
On that day in September
I will always remember,
Hold your head, hold it high
U.S. Airmen marching by. 

Party Hardy 

 We don’t like the army 
Army don’t party, 
party hardy 
party hardy all night long 

We don’t like the Navy, 
Navy don’t party, 
party hardy 
party hardy all night long 

We don’t like marines, 
Marines don’t party 
party hardy 
party hardy all night long 

We don’t like the Coast Guard, 
Coast Guard don’t party 
party hardy 
party hardy all night long 

We like the Air Force, 
Air Force can party, 
party hardy 
party hardy all night long 
** Your left, your left, your left, right, get on down 
Your left, your left, your left, right, get on down 
Now drop, and beat your face 
___ flight’s gonna rock this place 
We said it, we meant it, and now we’re here to represent it!

F-15 EAGLE

F-15 rolling down the strip
Eagle driver gonna take a little trip
Rev it up, taxi up, count to four
Push the throttle forward, hear the engines roar

Thirty thousand feet up in the sky
Flying this baby is a natural high

Took a look at six O’clock and what did I see
A MIG-29 was coming after me

Pulled it up, rolled it out much to his surprise
Shoulda seen the look in that turkey’s eyes
Got behind him set my sights, let my missile fly
Blew that 29 right out of the sky

When you see an Eagle driver he will say
Flyin’ and Fightin’ is the Air Force way”

F-111 all loaded with bombs
It flies at night, down near the ground
One pass is usually what it takes
Now the missions done, so it’s back to base

Wild Weasel aircraft on the prowl
Spots a SAM, so they take it down
Fires a strike and he pulls away
Kills the SAM, and it’s dead to stay

Ready to Fly

Check out my helmet I’m good to go
I get so bored going so slow
Check out my earphones, they work fine
For hearing messages on our private line
Check out my visor, it works at night
Helps me to see without a light
Check out my A-10, just waiting to fly
Anxious to take off, prepared to die 

AF Basic Training

Through the desert and across the plains
Steaming jungles and tropic rains
No mortal foe can stop me now
This is gonna be my solemn vow
I have honor and I have pride
Winning serves me as my guide
This Air Force shocks its enemies
Brings them crashing to their knees
Basic Training is plenty rough
To make it through you must be tough  

Surfer Dude

I used to be a Surfer Dude
I used to ride some gnarly tubes
Riding waves every day
Now they took my board away

Whoa Hoa bogus deal
Hey FTO like get for real
Whoa Hoa to the max
Please don’t take my surfboard wax

Whoa Hoa is this for me
Maybe surf life’s history
Whoa Hoa I don’t know
Should I stay or should I go

Whoa Hoa mega change
This feeling now is really strange
Whoa Hoa gnarly time
Air Force life is on my mind

In two years camp will be a blur
And I ’11 be an Air Force Officer
I’11 miss the ocean and the sand
But I’11 be an American Fighting Man

Whoa Hoa I’m glad I came
My life will never be the same
Honor, pride, dignity
Now they mean much more to me 

Everywhere We Go

Everywhere we go 
people wanna know 
who we are 
so we tell them 
we’re not the Navy 
the deck swaving Navy
we’re not the Army 
the ground poundin’ Army 
We’re not the Marines
they dont even look mean
We are the air force
the high-flying airforce
top notch air force
Hooray